marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

yahooentertainment:

inaromanticalway asked: I was wondering how your fellow Parks and Rec cast members are reacting to your sudden career explosion.

Chris Pratt: I am about to cry. I have gotten the kindest emails and texts and calls from them and they are just a family to me. I love everybody on that cast and in that whole gang so much. And everybody on that cast has been nothing but supportive. One of the reasons why I think many people love our show - and certainly why I love our show - is that there is just no cynicism in that group. It’s just purely people who are all very happy for me. They send me the kindest messages and I feel very, very loved and supported.

zealouscorgi:

Guess who’s procrastinating and not doing any work and whipped up this half assed thing

based on this

modifiedfiction:

snarksandkisses:

bruja-ja:

My long term goals include living in a treehouse connected to other treehouses by zip line and suspension bridge.

Don’t everyone’s?

Dream

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

valonqared:

elizabitchtaylor:

donnapaulsens:

She’s hella racist and she knows how to make homemade explosives I don’t think she needs that much protection

No one is saying that she is not racist. No one supports her racism. The reason why people feel a need to protect her is that she has a mental illness and she is not aware of the dangers of whatever she had done. She didn’t think it was wrong of her to put explosives under a car, she didn’t think it was wrong of her to stalk a guy to death. She needs to get treatment, she should be getting professional help in prison but she is not, probably because of the fucked up administration (of prison or whatever). That’s why she needs protection.

mossmallow:

teardropsandtatertots:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

eyesopencaptain:

cloudwatchingangels:

the-31st-of-october:

lapetite—mort:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

riskpig:

nicklalonde89:

arcreactorangel:

ratifythesilence:

bookworm221b:

mishawinsexster:

In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.

If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?

Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.

I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.

We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.

Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.

YES.

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ANYMORE AND I NEED THIS.

SHE’D SHOW UP TO A HUNT IN PINK KITTY HEELS AND RECITE THE LATIN FOR AN EXORCISM PERFECTLY AND HAVE A BEJEWLED SHOTGUN AND DEAN WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM

"You killed a tulpa by yourself?"
"What, like it’s hard?"

Can I ship her with Sam?

Yes.

as long as she doesn’t sleep with him

we all know what happens to the girls Sam sleeps with

dangerhamster:

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [22/50]

THIS BIT IN THE BOOK MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!

"A nickname?"

"Yeah, it’s what my friends call me."

"I’m well aware of what a nickname is."

weareabouttoexploode:

Mockingjay- Comic Con 2014